middle-east-beast:

imagine halal stripping

you start off with an abaya

then under the abaya

is

another abaya

and under that abaya

is another abaya

then astaghfirullah brothers wth are you doing reading this

(Source: sandousy, via egyptianprincess)

That awkward moment when your parents treat you like an investment and not a child.

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

(via imaan-daar)

Annoying aunts that call your house and freaking talk to your parents for 5 hours gossiping about everyone and then asking about you and proceeding to point out how much better their kids are. Go die.

why the fuck are two porn blogs following me.

Even the Muslim community on Tumblr manages to exclude and ostracize other Muslims. They promote how accepting they are of everyone yet make no effort to demonstrate it. In reality they are just as closed and hesitant as everyone they complain about and are as quick to point out everyone else’s flaws. Like everywhere else, one has to pretend to be someone they’re not to gain acceptance. Amazing.

What if one day, you have a girls night and invite your girlfriends and take off your scarves but unbeknownst to you, one of your “girl”friends has had a sex change and is not your mahram.